suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

(via radioheavy)

creoparametric:

Like zoinks Scoob! You tampered in God’s domain!

(via ilovesmoothjazz1998)

soih:

kaijuno:

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks 

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is 

(via affectioms)

thorsuggestion:

put on muscle to give stronger hugs

(via maisonderriere)

chessys:

can you die from lack of affection? Asking for myself

(via shodaw)

stimmystuffs:

me: I’m feeling very keanu #15 today :(

my therapist: for the last time. I want to help you but I have no idea what that means

(Source: stimman3000, via affectioms)

sridevi:

bothgoth:

khofnak:

anyway has anyone figured out why stuff costs so much money yet

it’s cause it’s so expensive

(via vanjalen)